Keith Richards- Sir Author


(Sung to the tune of “Beast of Burden”)




I write for kids, and now I’m hurtin’.


I think of words and find my mind ain’t workin’


Kid’s books are for parents and their money will foresee…




I want them all to buy my pages


I know the words will live for ages


Even though my body died


It’s been in formaldehyde.




Can I spell enough?


I know that can be ruff.


I know that Mick can’t strut


To get me out, get me out, get me out


Of bad Goodreads.




I’ll always write with extreme exertion


And it’s for kids which could become a diversion


From the book I wrote that only said I was a huge druggy.




Kiddy, kiddy, kiddy, kiddy, it is Babylon


As soon as my daughter hits it big, we’ll own Amazon


Come on baby, can’t you see through to me…



From an an early age I knew what I wanted to do. I've done radio, TV, stand-up, the stage, opera, written plays, musicals, creative director for an arts an entertainment magazine, owned nightclubs and restaurants. I'm a terrible business man. I host the morning show on C-96.7 KCIL, Houma, La. #RRBC

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