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Larry’s Latest Laughs #189

Justin Thomas shot a record 9-under par at the 2017 US Open on Saturday. Yet, when I go up to take a shot, the ducks in the park put on crash helmets. Forest Bathers, are part of a growing movement

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Larry’s Latest Laughs #185

I just booked a flight on United Airlines. They asked if I had a problem with being stuffed in the overhead compartment. When Chuck Berry passed through the Pearly Gates, the angels didn’t hear church bells. They heard ding-a-lings. Some

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DO YOU HAVE AN ELEVATOR SPEECH? #RRBC

Source: DO YOU HAVE AN ELEVATOR SPEECH? #RRBC

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Larry’s latest Laughs Ketchup

I just pressed my Facebook Year in Review 2016. It showed a homeless guy, pointing at me, laughing. A new study claims half of people “remember” events that never happened… Another one said wives know what their husband will do

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Larry’s Latest Laughs #206

A dangerous strain of dog flu is sweeping the country. Veterinarians are telling patients to, “Catch two Frisbees and call me in the morning.” Scientists say robots will be controlling my life in the very near future. They might want to tell

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2015 In Review

2015 was a hell of a year. For some it started great. Not so much for Tom Brady. Remember deflate-gate? Pistorius found guilty, South Africans were pumped. The Blade Runner couldn’t believe it. He said, “I’m really stumped.” Playboy cancelled

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Keith Richards- Sir Author

  (Sung to the tune of “Beast of Burden”)       I write for kids, and now I’m hurtin’.   I think of words and find my mind ain’t workin’   Kid’s books are for parents and their money

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